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Best Technology Jokes Ever
Posted by :Drunk WriterPosted date : March 3, 2014In FunnyComments Off on Best Technology Jokes Ever
Santa was talking over his new Iphone while sitting on commode
Suddenly his phone dropped on the commode
In grief and sorrow he started crying. Suddenly a god came out of water. And gave him a golden I phone.
Santa knew the story of the wood cutter and his axe and to show his honesty and get the golden I-phone said “It’s not mine, my I phone was a simple one, not golden.”
God laughed and said “ You Idiot !! This is your I-phone, just wash it.”
Height of Technology Usage
Santa calls on FM radio
Santa: “Hello, is it radio station??”
Santa: “Does the whole city hear my voice?”
RJ: “Yes. Of course!”
Santa: “Hello Preeto. Why your phone is off?? Listen I am having loose motion here, don’t bring any pizza. Just bring some vegetables and medicine”
Two snakes are chatting on facebook
Snake1: “Fussss fusssssss”
Snake2: “Fussss fussssss”
Snake1: “Fusssssss fusss”
Snake2: “Bhow bhow”
Snake1: I knew it as$hole !! It’s a fake account!!”
The Second most Hard-Working People on the Planet are our Parents.
The First, of course, are the ones who TAG 50+ People in their lame Facebook Photos.
If Steve Jobs invented law of gravity
He would have named it ‘I-vity’
And also put charges wherever this law is applied
Santa was suffering from loose motion.
He went to the doctor,
Doctor ask him, what is your problem?
Santa:- Unlimited free outgoing with variety of ringtones..:)))
Me: “What’s for dinner tonight?”
Mom: “Vegetable soup and bread”
Me: “I don’t like vegetable, I will not eat it”
Mom: “What!! Eat it.. :@”
Me: “I am not hungry.” (goes to my room)
Mom (to dad): “Do u see this!! Buy him more smartphones”
P.S- According to moms, smart phone is the cause of all problems”
Are you bored of your smartphone functions and features??
Just give it to a 5 years old kid
Within 5 minutes he changes the mobile settings and brings out such new features that never existed in your phone before!
Social media for new generation?
-Facebook, Twitter and What’s app
And Social media for old generation??
-Saloon, Tea stalls and Beer booth
-“Sir your account has been hacked”
– “WTF!!! Facebook account??
-“No sir, Bank account”
-“Oh!! Thank god!!”