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Hilariously funny Friend jokes
Posted by :Drunk WriterPosted date : April 16, 2014In FunnyComments Off on Hilariously funny Friend jokes
Here’s out list of top 10 hilariously funny friend jokes … Enjoy !!
Two dumb guys were driving a jeep in the jungle.
First : If a lion comes chasing after us, how are we gonna escape?
Second: It’s very simple dude , we’ll give the right indicator… & turn left.!!
Some guys were drinking in a bar, suddenly the phone on the table rang.
One Guy : hello
Girl : Honey I am out on shopping with your credit card and found a gorgeous dress on sale.. just for 4000. Should I buy that ?
Guy : Yes dear. Why not..
Girl: There’s also a diamond necklace worth 6500 bucks.. Should I get that too?
Boy: Sure, go ahead !!
Girl: I love you darling. There’s also a beautiful pink couch for my room… Only for 8000 can I buy that too….pleeaase..
Boy: There’s nothing precious than you baby. Take a matching coffee table too.
All other guys : Are you out of your mind ? You spend a fortune on your girlfriend, but why ?? Last week you said you were going to dump her !!
Boy(Smiling) : Forget that ! First tell me whose phone is this !!
How to make your best friend confused??
Just say him “How are you today”
He will be confused. Seriously. 😛
When Jerry died his pervert colleague came to the funeral and said “Can I take his place?”
His wife said “I don’t have any problem…
Ask the Graveyard workers !!
Friends are like lips
These words are said
Lips don’t meet
These words are said
They meet very comfortably..
A good friend goes hospital to see you with flowers and say “Get well soon”
your BFF goes to hospital with nothing and says “The nurse is very hot. Enjoy yourself you s0n of a b!tch.
Boyfriend: “Please forgive me. I didn’t tell you one thing… I am married”
Girlfriend: “Don’t be sorry. It’s ok dear. Let’s go, today let me introduce you to my kids”
Tom: I am in big trouble!
Harry: What happened?
Tom: I saw a rat in my house!
Harry: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap.
Tom: I don’t have one.
Harry: Well then, buy one.
Tom: I can’t afford one.
Harry: I can give you mine if you want.
Tom: That sounds good.
Harry: I’ll tell you what to do.. Take some cheese and put it in the cage.
Tom: But I don’t have cheese in my house.
Harry: Okay no problem, just take a piece of bread,dip it in a bit of oil and place it in the trap.
Tom: I don’t have oil.
Harry: Well, even a small piece of bread should also do.
Tom: I don’t think I have bread.
Harry: Then what the hell is the rat doing in your house?
A woman was sleeping with his husband’s best friend. Suddenly his husband calls.
Woman : Yes Dear. Great.. Oh really… that’s fabulous. I am here having a great time too. Miss you darling. See you soon !
Guy : That was your husband ?
Woman : Yes he was explaining me how great time he’s having on the fishing trip with YOU.
Tom to Boss : Sir, Harry is waiting for you outside with a basket full of underwears.
Boss : What the hell… why ?
Tom : Sir, you please don’t blame my pal for everything. It was you who told him to debrief his team and meet you in 20 minutes.