“how would you feel if you don’t see me for two days?”
The man couldn’t believe his luck: ‘that would be great’!
Monday passed and he didn’t see her……
Tuesday and Wednesday passed too…..
On Thursday his swelling became better
And now he could see her from the corner of one eye.
Wife Running After A Garbage Truck:
Am I Too Late For The Garbage?
Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
Jumppp Innn Fasttt.
Medicine for long life
Man: is there any medicine for long life?
Doctor: Get married.
man: Will it help?
Doc: no, but it will avoid such thoughts !!
Wife(to techie husband) : You always talk like a nerd, can you please talk romantic to me sometimes..?
Husband : Sure why not ! Ok tell me one thing that can arouse me and disgust me at the same time.
Wife- Sure why not ! You are the best kisser among all your friends !
A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their 10th anniversary
..and then his wife didn’t speak to him for 6 months.
Was the necklace fake?
No. That was the deal..!! 😀
Judge: why did u shoot ur wife instead of shooting her lover?
Man: Your honour, it’s easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
A white couple gets a black child..
Angry husband asks : You white, Me white. Why is baby black?
Wife : You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!
A Wife Treats Hubby By Taking Him To A Lap Dance Club For His Birthday ..
At The Club: Doorman Says: Hi Jim How R You?
Wife Asks: How Does He Know You?
Jim Says: Oh Dear, I Play Football with Him
Inside Barman Says: The Usual Jim ?
Jim Says To Wife: Before You Say Anything, He’s On the Darts Team in My Local
Next A Lap Dancer Says: Hi Jim
Do You Crave Special Again?
The Wife Storms Out Dragging Jim With Her & Jumps Into A Taxi..
Driver Says “Hey Jimmy Boy, You Picked Up An Ugly One This Time..”
Jim’s Funeral Is On Sunday
In an African Safari, A LION suddenly bounced on Santa’s wife.
WIFE: Shoot him! Shoot him!
SANTA: Yes, Yes. I’m changing d battery of my camera..
Difference between Mother and Wife..
What is the Difference between Mother & Wife?
A – One Woman Brings U into this world crying.. & the other ensures U Continue to do so.
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”
Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”
Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?”
Millionaire: “A Billionaire”
Wife: Hi Honey.. Do you want dinner?
Husband: Sure, what are my choices?
Wife: Yes and no.
Moon of my life
Husband:- Can u be the moon of my life?
Wife:- Awwww Yes sweetheart..!
Husband:- Great! then…
Stay 238855.086 miles away from Me.
An Airline Introduced A Special Package For Business Men. Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife’s Ticket Free. After Great Success, The Company Sent Letters To All The Wives Asking How Was The Trip.