1. Q: What would you call a skeleton in a closet with blonde hair?
A: Last year’s hide and seek winner.
2. Q: What would a blonde say if you blow air in her ear?
A: ” Thanks for the re-fill ”
3. Q : What would you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
A : You run, as she’s got a grenade in her mouth !
4. Q: How would you keep a BLONDE busy all day?
A: Put her in a round room and ask her to sit in the corner.
5. Q: How do a blonde’s brain cells die ?
6. Q: What happened to the ice hockey team of blondes ?
A: They drowned in Spring training.
7. Q: How would you make a blonde laugh on Sunday?
A: Tell her a joke on Thursday.
8. Q: When a blonde blows air in another blonde’s ear, what’s the process called ?
A: Data transfer.
9. Q: A blond is going to Paris on a plane, how can you take her window seat?
A: Tell her the seats going to Paris are all in the middle row.
10. Why was a blonde staring hard at an orange juice bottle?
A: Because the bottle had ‘concentrate’ written on it.
11. Q: How would you get a twinkle in Blonde’s eye?
A: Shine a flashlight in her ear.
12. Two blondes went on a safari. One of them encountered a tiger..
Blonde 1: “Oh my god, someone please shoot the tiger.”
Blonde 2: “Wait..Wait..I am changing the camera lens.”
13. Q: How would a blonde girl kill a fish?
A: It’s pretty clear..By drowning it.
14. Q. Why did the blonde shoot the wall clock?
A. To Kill time !!
15. Q: What would you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear in a straight line?
A: A wind tunnel !!
16. Q: How can you make a blonde go on the roof ?
A: Tell her that drinks are on the house.
17. Q : I f a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in the eighth grade; which one would be the hottest?
A : The blonde, because she’d be the only one that’s 18.
18. A blonde once went on a date with a hot guy and ended up making out with the hot guy in a car. The guy asked the blonde if she would like to go in the backseat of car.
The blonde yelled “No !”.
Things got even hotter, and the guy asked again the same thing…
“For the last time, no ! I don’t want to go to the backseat of your car” said the blonde. Frustrated, the guy asked, “Well, why the hell not?”
The blonde said, “Because I want to stay up here with you !”
19. A blonde had a sharp pain on her side. The doctor carefully examined her and told her that she had acute appendicitis.
The blonde said, “That’s sweet doc but I came here to get medical help.” (A cute appendicitis)
20. 2 blondes applied for the citizenship of a country. The examiner looked up their forms and asked “Are you two Sisters ?”
They giggled and replied, ” No, we aren’t even Catholic.”
21. Q: Why did the blonde become a huge basketball fan ?
A: Because every single time they stopped the clock in game, she thought she stopped aging.
22. Q : Why did a blond dog get lumps on his head?
A : From chasing parked cars!
23. Q: How would you make a blonde’s brain the size of an almond?
A: Inflate it.
24. Q: Why did a blonde build the bridge across a deep river?
A : She wanted to have some shade when she swam across it.
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