zzzzzzzzzz… You are sleeping in your bed, all cozy and warm. Suddenly your alarm starts ringing and it’s time to go to the office. “No, I don’t want to go today”, you said in your mind. Happens often ? Don’t know what to tell the boss. We are here to help !!
We understand the pain of everyday’s work. We understand how cruel your boss can be. You have every right to bunk office and play computer games and paintball. Don’t be afraid to take a leave. By using our sophisticated leave ideas, your boss would never think you are lying. And you will jump in air with happiness just like the people below in picture :
So we present top ten 91-octane premium excuses that you can use to take a day off from your office. To take a day off is probably good to break the monotony of work and in a way increase your efficiency and keep your interest high at work :
1) Call in Sick : This is the idea that most of the people are using for generations. It is almost traditional but very effective and easy. But there’s a catch in this idea, you are taking only one day leave, so don’t try to sound very sick and don’t mention long term diseases like jaundice or H1N1. You can tell your boss these things:
A ) Had food poisoning due to eating at a new place and I am vomiting a lot.
B ) Have a slight fever and I think I should rest today otherwise it can turn serious.
C ) Had an allergic reaction with some food and went to the hospital.
2) Children Sick : “Hey boss, I don’t think I’ll be able to make it to office today, my little girl is very sick”. How was that…huh ? Good enough to take a leave ! If you don’t have children, you can use spouse for the same.
3) Parent’s Doctor Appointment : If you are working, then your parents are probably old and old people have a lot of diseases and hence doctor appointments. So you can tell your boss that you have to take your mother/father to their doctor’s appointment and no one else is available for the job.
4) Slipped in bathroom: “Hey boss, I slipped in my bathroom this morning and had a knee injury. I don’t think I’ll be able to come today.”
5) Bike/Car breakdown/Impound : You can tell him that your bike/car broke down in the middle of the way and you got late. For leave, your car/bike has to be impounded by traffic police.
6) Death of a virtual relative: Okay I know we are crossing a line here but don’t take these things seriously and don’t hesitate. Create a non existent old relative and make him dead due to natural causes. And tell him he was a distant relative otherwise you’ll invite a lot of unnecessary condolences.
7) Accident: You can say that you had an accident with your vehicle and slightly injured a walking person, now you are in hospital with him and can’t leave until he is treated and you drop him off to his home.
8) Red eyes : Tell him that you are having red eyes since you woke up which might be eye infection and you are having difficulties in watching your television and mobile screen. So it’s better that you take a day off.
9) Dentist Appointment : You had a dentist appointment that you cannot miss and it can’t be rescheduled because your doctor is very busy this week.
10) Cousin’s Wedding : My distant cousin is getting married and he came home to invite me personally. I can’t afford to miss that !
But, one thing before you use our ideas : if you get caught and tell your boss that you found this idea at our website, we would refuse any association to this website. We’ll act like we don’t even know what this internet shit is all about and we’ll run to Mexico and hide there for a year or two !!
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