Breaking the ice is probably the most important and challenging thing if you are trying to date or pick up a total stranger. Some people do it better than others, but some are total disasters. We are not here to salute the winners but we are here to mock the losers and thus we present to you the most hilarious, sometimes cheesy and blunt pick up lines of all times. Enjoy and do not forget to share:
That’s a nice dress. Any chance I could talk you out of it?
Is there a Doctor in the house? Because I think I twisted my ankle when i fell for you!
Can i have a picture of you? I’d like to show Santa what I need for Christmas.
See that guy waving to us over there? [Your wing guy] He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
Boy: Is your name Google?
Girl: NO!! Why?
Boy: Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.
Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
You must be going to Hell Because its surely a sin to look so good!
On a scale of 1-10, you are a 9 and I am the only 1 you need !
Are your legs tired? (No why?) Because you’ve been running through my mind all night.
Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve met you only in my dreams.
We also have some runner ups :
Hey.. Dont tell anyone else, I’m naked under these clothes !
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Somebody better call God, because he is missing an angel.
Are you a library book? (No why?) Because I’d like to check you out.
Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
You know love is a little like photography, Best developed in dark.