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Top 10 Short Funny Adult Jokes
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Santa : Today is a very bad day for me
Santa: Today when I tried to open the door, the knob came out in my hand.
Tried to open the tap, valve came out in my hand.
Tried to lift a suitcase, handle came out in my hand.
Now I am afraid of going to pee.
Wife: whenever I sing classical why do you stand in the balcony?
Husband: To ensure that our neighbors don’t start to think I’m f$cking you forcefully !
Santa was having sex with his wife in dark.
Santa: “What happened to this condom? Why is it so tight and little?”
Wife replied “It’s not the condom idiot!!!
It’s the nipple of kids’ feeder bottle.
Lawyer: “Can you tell me who did this?”
Girl: “I couldn’t see him in dark. But I am sure he is outsider?”
Lawyer: “How can you tell this?”
Girl: “Because nobody of this area has such a big p*n!s “
A man to shopkeeper: “Give me a white color condom”
Shopkeeper: “Why White color??”
Man: “Husband of my neighbor died, so we have to grieve”
Lady in bus: “Excuse me; Your something in pant is touching me”
Man: “Oh, that’s my salary in the pocket”
Lady: “OYE! Your salary increased 3 times in 5 minutes??”
Husband living abroad asked his wife to send a nude photo of hers.
Wife sent over her photo, lying on bed fully naked. Husband got really excited at first.. but then one thing came to his mind which gave him a stroke.. Who took the photo?
Santa: “How was your first night of wedding?”
Banta: “That was too much fun”
Santa: “So tell me”
Banta: “For the first time I saw a naked girl in front of me.
Uff.. I jerked off 3 times!!!! “
Police to girl “Why did u kill your boyfriend??”
Girl: “That [email protected]#r took me to bed, took off my dress. Removed my bra and panty. Wore a condom. Made me fully horny and said “April Fool”
Lady Doctor to a patient: “Take of my T-shirt”
Lady Doctor: “Take of my pant”
Lady Doctor: “Take of my bra and panty”
Lady Doctor: “Don’t ever wear my dress again, ok??”