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Very Funny Very Short jokes
Posted by :Drunk WriterPosted date : March 16, 2014In FunnyComments Off on Very Funny Very Short jokes
Do you feel lazy in reading large jokes just to find out the punch line was a total miss.. So here’s top 10 very funny very short jokes which will bring you laughter on an immediate notice :
Joe calls a blood bank “Hello, I need blood”
Blood Bank Operator: “Which group of blood?”
Joe : “Any group will be okay. I have to write a letter to my girlfriend”
A suicide bomber enters a pet shop and shouts “I am giving you all just one minute. All of you get out now”
Tortoise: “A$*hole… :@”
In a bus a man asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him: “You have a nice scent ..which brand is it ? I want to give it to my wife.”
Lady: Don’t give it to her …some stupid man will find an excuse to talk to her..
A Pigeon was hit by a car while flying and became unconscious.
The man took it to home and kept it in a cage with food and water.
When the pigeon woke, seeing himself in a cage, shouted “ Bars…?? Oh My god!! Did I kill the motorist ? “
A boy is following a girl
Girl- “Do you know my mom is walking behind you”
Boy- “We are aristocratic lovers
Behind your mom my father is coming too”
Whenever Randy wanted to play football with his friends, the rain used to start pouring. This happened for 3 consecutive days, fourth day sun started to shine. Randy, excitedly, thanked god, called his friends and left home for buying a new football.
While he was in the middle of the road, sky became dark and lighting started.
Randy looked up and said “What?? I am going to buy cookies”
Two spirits were waiting in a queue…
Spirit 1: Hey, how did you die?
Spirit 2: I died of cold… And you ?
Spirit 1: I thought my wife was cheating on me with someone so one day I came early unannounced and searched the whole house for the culprit. Turned out there was no one in the house, so I felt guilty and commited suicide..
Spirit 2: Ha Ha !! You fool.. I was in the fridge..!!!
Tom : Hey Harry ! Do you know everyone thinks I have a great butt.
Harry : No you don’t ! What made you think that ?
Tom : because whenever I am done talking to a person and start to walk away, I can hear them murmuring.. “What an ass”
In the morning, before waking up :
Body : No.. don’t get up yet ! Just 5 more minutes..
Mind : What the hell.. why can’t I just sleep today.
Dick : Thhiss iss SPAARRRTAA !!
If a woman pulls out a knife on you during an intense argument, you immediately pull out mayonnaise and bread.
Her womanly instincts will catch up suddenly and she’ll make you a sandwich…