1. Yo’ Mama is so fat, she gets property taxes every year just for the area of her ass.
2. Yo’ Mama is so fat that she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
3. Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she farts, the room temperature increases by 2 degree Celsius.
4. Yo mama is so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad.
5. Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she jumps in a swimming pool, the other people in pool are splashed a mile away.
6. Yo mama is so fat, she has got more Chins than a Shanghai phone book.
7. Yo’ Mama is so big, when she smokes on an airport, the flights get cancelled due to low visibility.
8. Yo mama is so fat that she has two watches, one for each time zone she’s in.
9. Yo’ Mama is so big, when she cries, the state declares a tsunami warning !
10. Yo mamma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Halloween and it’s still printing..
11. Yo’ Mama is so fat, after God said, “Let there be light,” he had to push her fat ass away to make it happen.
12. Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she yells, even the deaf people hear it.
13. Yo’ Mama is so fat, in her Kung fu classes, she uses bullet train as a nunchaku.
14. Yo’ Mama is so fat, her stomach gets home 20 minutes before she does.
15. Yo’ Mama is so fat, she went into 7-Eleven and didn’t come out until 11:07.
16. Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she jumps from her bed, the earth drifts slightly away from its orbit
17. Yo’ Mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks as a ski slope.
18. Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she sits on a dollar, she squeezes a booger out of George Washington’s nose.
19. Yo’ Mama is so fat, she gets turned on reading a cook book.
20. Yo’ Mama is so fat, she doesn’t fit on any of the Yo Mama fat jokes.
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